This LV umbrella costs N124Million and the question is would it cover your shame? If no, why spend that whooping amount of money on an umbrella.
Well one man's meat is another man's poison so I know some people can afford it.
So over to you guys, would you spend N124Million just for an umbrella?
will still rock this umbrella on this amount?

A 35-year-old prophet, Favour Emmanuel, on Monday appeared before an Ojokoro Magistrates’ Court, Lagos, and charged with attempt to rápe his client.
Emmanuel, who resides in Adedokun Street, Baruwa, Ipaja, was arraigned on four-count charge of attempted rápe, undressing without consent, breach of peace and provocation.
The prosecutor, Insp. Clara Olagbayi, told the court that the offence was committed at the accused office in Baruwa Ipaja on Oct. 21.
Olagbayi said the complainant went to the prophet for prayer, but the accused assaulted her by undressing her and was about ráping her when she cried out for help.

She said it was the screaming of the complainant that attracted the neighbours, who then rescued her and reported the incidence to the police.
The prosecutor said the offence contravened sections, 134, 185, 188 and 261 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.
The accused pleaded not guilty.
The Magistrate, Mrs A.0 Layinka, granted bail to the accused in the sum of N500, 000 with two sureties in the like sum.
She adjourned the case to Nov. 29, for mention.

Nigerian football legend Austin 'Jay Jay' Okocha, threw a lavish 40th birthday party for his wife of 16 years, Nkechi Okocha on Friday October 25th at Civic Centre in Lagos.  Okocha gave his wife a brand new White Mercedez Benz G-Wagon SUV as birthday present. Nkechi was said to have gone down on her knees to thank her husband for all his love and support in front of the party guests. Happy belated birthday to her!

Traders in Onitsha Main Market yesterday resisted the order by the state government to close the markets in order to welcome Mr. Willie Obiano, the embattled candidate of APGA now facing two court cases for double registration. The confusion which followed the event marred the proposed visit at 9am yesterday of the APGA candidate in company Chief Martins Joe-Martins Uzodike, his Campaign Manager who also doubles as the State Commissioner for Information, Tourism & Culture. The traders showed visible anger as they marched through the environment carrying placards.
   They were soon joined buy another contingent marching from Ose Okwodu with brooms and in no time bystanders a, youngsters and Okada riders joined them chanting songs in favor of the APC candidate in the election, Senator Chris Ngige.
   The arrival of the Governor Obi and Obiano did not deter the protesting traders. Rather the governor’s entourage was pelted with sachet water bags, prompting a quick retreat to Whitehouse office of the Onitsha Amalgamated Traders Association (OMATA), where the donation of N1m announced by the governor was shouted down with many booing his entourage. As at the time of filing this report, agents of the Governor Obi are wooing the traders individually through their leaders to come to Onitsha North stadium to be addressed, but the resistance appear.
   One of the traders explained: ‘ We received an order by the government saying that we should not do business today, of which (sic) we feel that it is not okay’ Mr. Andrew Agbapu, Fancy Line said ‘ Every time they will close our business without considering our gain’. Another trader in home appliance line, Mr. Fred Nebedum said;’ It is not by force to support a candidate. The worst is that he should come and say what he wants to do and other will also come. But it does not mean we will not do business for that?‘
   Mr. Phil Onyia, of Abada line, Williams Street was blunter ‘The truth is that the government is forcing an unpopular candidate; someone we do not want to spoil our business and what is why we have this problem. We want Ngige, although we do not say anybody else should not campaign, but they should stop playing with our stomach for politics.’ Onyian fumed.
  Governor Peter Obi was reported as saying that political parties will not be allowed to campaign in the markets, a policy sharply criticized by opposing political parties as unlawful. The latest development has therefore caught the other political parties by surprise. Luke Udeh, a chieftain of Labor party in Onitsha said ‘Obi can never excel on the path of keeping to his own rules. He is a bully‘. Chief Amaechi Obidike, of APC did not pick his calls. But Jude Nkputa of PDP said, since Gov obi has decided to campaign in the market everyone will now do so.

We guess this is definitely from experience.

Mike Tyson is worried about Chris Brown … he thinks the pop star is too violent … and if he doesn’t cut the crap, CB is going to pay a very serious price.

Tyson was a guest on the 95.5 PLJ Morning Show this morning … when the gang asked if Mike, who’s battled anger issues in the past, had any advice for Chris — and Tyson delivered.

“I like and admire that little guy,” Tyson said … adding, “I’m just worried about him.”

Tyson says he knows from experience that if Chris doesn’t learn to control his rage issues, people will turn on him — and “they’re gonna put him somewhere where that’s all they do is assault people.”

We’re guessing he means prison.

You gotta listen to the interview, it’s incredible — and Tyson ends with this gem: “Chris should know this … if you’re not humble in this world, this world will thrust humbleness upon you